What is the difference between a chicken and a golden retriever puppy?

I really do wish that was the start of a joke - but sadly no!





I have alway been very sensible about my animals - chickens are chickens for a reason - if one did not give them charisma in fantasy they really do lack a certain charm! Don't get me wrong I do love the girls, but I suppose just never really BONDED! Which is just a well when I have a dinner party coming up!





BUT..................





This morning I am taking lovely gentle, slightly deranged Barley to the vet to be made less of a man-dog!





And I am feeling as though I am betraying my best friend! He is leaping all over me thinking that we are going down to the beach - in fact - where I am taking him - not even beach BALLS are allowed!





So - forgive me Barley but I have been warned by the farm down the road that the foxy little Labrador girl that they have is known to have no morals whatsoever - and a bundle of puppies really is the last thing I need!





So - come on Barley ol' boy - chop chop (ooh sorry!) ............

What is the difference between a chicken and a golden retriever puppy?
ach the poor laddie,


can we still call him that? the wee beastie will recover but i fear i may have to keep a close eye on it. for a time to make sure there is no comeuppence planned ye just did what must have been done fear not he will always come back to you will you be taking the laird also ask for a group rate i will be hiding in the mist til needed lol
Reply:Aw, don`t feel bad, after a few days, Barley, won`t even miss them. He might be a little less of a man, but still ur best friend and that hussy of a Lab will just have to get her jollies elsewhere. Barley won`t have to submit to DNA testing for child support. Good for u and Barley, too many homeless offspring's now.
Reply:You're not? You wouldn't? You CAN'T?....








Be thinking of doing the same thing to the loyal McTealc?!
Reply:He will bounce just like 'balls'. I got so tickled when I was taking my Akita in to have him neutered. He kept trying to love me and would knock the car out of gear. Quite by accident I made a great discovery. A few drops of rain came down and I turned the wipers on--scared him to death, he would just cower and turn his head to the back seat. Worked great for years.
Reply:Have you given a thought to doing the same to Mr. Eyedon'tnose? Wait awhile and watch Barley and if it causes him to be a gentler, nicer male and less barky it may be we women should consider could it, would it be beneficial to always seek medical attention of a like nature for some men. Not all mind you but I have known a few that surely would be of more value to the world at large if they had a little medical attention.
Reply:It's a dogs life. he will get over it. When he gets home, gets food, gets warm bed.
Reply:Barley might want to look for his long lost "man hood" for awhile. My dog looked all over the place because he thought he might have put them down somewhere in the house or the car, He looked under the seats in the car, the last place he remembered placing them. He traipsed in all the rooms in case they fell off and he hadn't noticed. He finally resigned himself that they were "STOLEN" We called the local police report and tried to give a description for the "manhunt". To date, they not been able to apprehend the culprit. We are now filing an insurance claim. My dog would like to have "plastic surgery" to replace his pride and joy and sue the culprit for pain and suffering........
Reply:He will be shooting blanks just like so many real men are.
Reply:One is white meat and it is kind of greasy the other is more of red meat and taste more like cow.

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